January 2012
I wish I could kiss you at midnight.
but alas, you are in plant city
December 2011
lol apparently i should delete my tumblr & go die....
um how about the anon get the stick out of their ass and go die and get a new life because they obviously are just jealous of you.
Reblog if your tumblr is not famous, but you love...
the-alamia-boyz:
onedirectionrunmyvagina:
guys, talk to me!
accurate ^^^
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
“I know you’ve been hurt by someone else. I can tell by the way you carry...”
– Take Care - Drake
hyliancrest:
I feel like having the option to get the Hylian shield near the end is like the Fierce Deity mask all over again
It’s just Miyamoto going hahahahahahaha fUCK YOU
it was a major bitch to get
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mynamesdustin:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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Idk if an orgy counts as kissing.
see, that gif isnt my reaction. id like to be kissing someone on new years
if females had a penis for a day
reblog if it's okay for me to go to your ask and...
please do!
Watchtoocooltobehipster:
Every year, DJ Earworm use his talents to create a mashup that includes some of the top songs of 2011. He did it again this year with these songs. And with these songs he created the 2011 mashup, “World Go Boom”. 2011 gave us songs of regret and anger, pride and perseverance, and lots of fire.
Adele – Rolling In The Deep
Adele – Someone Like You
Black Eyed Peas – Just...
“Playing Zelda is better than having friends”
– my niece on skyward sword (via anxious-hearts)
yeah
it hurts when your supposed best friend makes up excuses not to hang out with you and then hangs out with every one else possible. glad to know that i mean nothing to you anymore. im done trying to reach you and spend time with you and make sure things are ok with you. im done.
you know where to find me when you want to actually hang out for once. and if not, then glad i wasted my time for 8...
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
My girlfriend just texted me saying “I want you to...
most-hilarious-moments:
I’ve got 15 water balloons ready… I can’t wait.
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omg. while playing Ocarina of Time, I just...
sorry if that was obvious already, but playing through it now i just realized this. ahhhhh
off to go play Ocarina of Time :)
leave some love. i never get any
Every girl I know is like
“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year”
And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year”
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